The Human Race

Johnnie was in a Sex Ed class in high school. His teacher said this.

"Let's say that Female A, let's caller Amander, she swipes right every 10 guys. And after every guy she swipes right with, she gets a response, let's call it a 'match' ok shall we? So now she has a potential date with ten guys. But Amanda, the smart sweetheart that she is, she only goes on a date with one of those ten guys once per week. Out of every five, about one evolves into a sexual relationship."

Sounds great, right? But then sex ed teacher gets into the statistics.

"Eleven percent of the world's population has genital herpes. That's eleven percent. That means that statistically, unless Amanda is very good at selecting partners through her advanced applications on her phone, she has a one in ten chance of making contact with a rather nasty virus. Is that safe to say, statistically?"

The class groans in discomfort as the teacher continues to describe the likelihood that any of them would contract sexual diseases.

"But that's just the case, though, isn't it? If she goes on one date per every other week, which is let's say 25 dates in a year, all different people. And only once out of every five times she meets someone, it actually becomes sexual. She is in fact likely to contract herpes in 4 years, according to the very science of statistics, would that be correct?"

"Well, not if she uses contraception," says one intelligent student.
"Not if she doesn't sleep with anyone at all," says another.

AeroSting (Featuring @LanaDelRey)

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After a few years of avoiding new material, SpacePirate gave Honeymoon a listen. Right out in the open at the beginning of the very second track, the vocal hook was practically begging to get sampled.

Progression of chords sounded relatively familiar.
Two songs came to mind which resembled.

Samples were taken, of the 1993 Sting song "Shape of My Heart" as well as the 1973 Aerosmith song "Dream On" (a sample more heavily relied on by Eminem in the song "Sing for the Moment"). These two samples together, however, fit perfectly; particularly in tone, when properly adjusted for tempo.

They've both been slowed down by a few tones so that they match the slow pace of the Del Rey lyrics. That tempo is about 69bpm. You can test BPM's here on the Space Pirate Online BPM Calculator. Here's the song in its current form on Soundcloud:

It's Been A Long Time (fikky fikky fikky)

If you think you know all the samples in this song, you win.

Vocals
Aaliyah and Timbaland
Stevie Nicks
Bobby Womack

Instrumentals
Foghat - Unsure of song
Stevie Nicks - Edge of 17
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger

More Guac.

Old Man Joe Freestyle

Humans (Video Freestyle)

Bag O Food Freestyle

Dont You Know (Music Video Animated)

More Gripes (A Rhyme While I'm Bored)

Coming up on another ill galaxy
Summing up all the wackness and fallacy
Falling into the weakness and malady
All the kids from the high school of Amity
Overcoming all the obstacle calamity
All the ones with the funds for the fun
And their family begun to take a stake in the sun
Selling off in shares to the best prepared

So you best to be prepared; You best to be aware.
You best to not dare to do the carebear stare.
Standing in your E.T. underwear.
Selling anti-fear pills, makes them scared.

hard like callouses they are;
ferrous like the soil from the planet of mars
Will they funnel all the money into one global currency?
One fiat, one under the sun, you see.

You best to call the deputy.
There's a spot where you can stand right next to me.
I only see equality.

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